Found a deceptively affectionate kitty perched on a bench this morning, sometime around 730 before the rest of the Business School woke up. She meowed and leaped across tables to get to me, but had a change of heart when she realised I had no food to give her, and decided she’d rather watch the birds. Lovers are users.
retrospectif: a notebook 
You left a kitty in the lurch today.
I don’t approve!
i believe i was the rejected one </3